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中国碧池们的特征

Signs That You're A CHINESE Basic Bitch

龙腾网/翻译熊 2018-08-08 17:26:57 中国绿茶婊碧池
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我是中国人,我基本上也因为自己皮肤太苍白而受到影响,当我在中国生活的时候,人们会问我们如何保持肤色的。我只能说我生病了。

中国碧池们的特征

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中国碧池们的特征

视频简介:

1. 每天化妆——假睫毛/美瞳/一层又一层的粉底液;

2. 没防晒霜/太阳伞绝不出门;

3. 喜欢听人说:你今天皮肤又白了

4. 无时无刻不在自拍;

5. 总说自己在减肥,喜欢听别人说自己吃得少,回头就大口嚼零食;

6. 没修图绝不发朋友圈;

7. 时刻关注朋友圈点赞数;

8. 很难看出真实年龄;

9. 痴迷于韩国长腿欧巴;

10. 对中国真人秀了如指掌;

11. 除了朋友圈和真人秀,就是逛淘宝,快递员大概是她们最喜欢的人;

12. 晚上出门一定是卡拉ok,并且一定要唱《泡沫》;

13. 撒娇女王;

14. 总喜欢给男朋友出很多奇怪的测试;

15. 总说自己没安全感;

16. 爱爱的时候,从来不尝试别的姿势;

中国碧池们的特征

评论翻译

Helen Lee3

YOU FORGOT THE DESIGNER BAGS

你忘了,名牌包包。

Charles Kang3

I have to give u a big thumb up!

我要给你666!

LI YUN2

+Helen Lee man you're chinese bitch expert

伙计,你是中国碧池鉴定专家。

starfield22

+Helen Lee is it those AAA fake designerbags you are talking about?

你说的是是那种3A冒牌包包嘛?

adrienne gellman1

REAL BITCHES (DOMINATRIXES) DONT BUYDESIGNER BAGS.

真正的碧池从不买名牌包包。

adrienne gellman1

You're thinking of RICH Bitches not REALBitches.

你说的那种人是富有的碧池不是真正的碧池。

The Bachelor MGTOW4 (修改过)

All females are secretly bitches

所有女人背地里都是碧池。

SilverSkyler1(修改过)

I've never been a religious man, but girlslike these give me the sudden urge to pray for them.

我从来都不是宗教人士,但要是有哪个女孩是这样的碧池的话,我会为她们祈祷的。

Xing Xiao1

SilverSkyler lol

哈哈哈哈

KIKI COCONUTS3周前

thks for praying

感谢你的祈祷。

中国碧池们的特征

Mangoes2

That last one was..... Unexpected

最后一条标准……意想不到

Edgy Koala1

i just went from wow so cute to .. dear god

我只觉得太可爱了……老天

Hanifah khanom1

Oh god I watched this with full volume sowhen 15 showed up...

妈呀,我把视频音量开到最大看的这部视频,然而在听到最后一条的时候……(译注:最后一条提到爱爱的事情,并且有配音)。

Sabayi2

Omg I didn't know I was Chinese

噢,我过去从来不知道原来我是中国人。

gottalove2

+Sabayi rofl

笑死了。

Son Goku2

+Sabayi And a basic bitch. Don't forgetthat.

这只是入门视频,别忘了。

Chao Sun2

+Sabayi Haha this is classic

太典型了。

Sabayi2

That comment was so rude andunnecessary.

哇,你们这些人太无礼了,没必要这样吧。

得了中二病2

+Sabayi Well. Ppl usually don't watchtheir tongues because its on internet. It was really rude.

别当真。网络基本上都是这样。

Lendy Tat2

+Sabayi the title says Chinese BasicBitch... don't be offended because you brought it upon yourself

这视频谈的是中国的碧池……别带入到自己身上。

Sabayi2

You must be fun at parties.

你对派对一定很享受。

Just My Cup of Tea2

+Sabayi ew stop trying to be asian

别尝试把自己当作亚洲人。

中国碧池们的特征

Sabayi2

Yo Gabe Sirkin, you're an idiot, I'mIranian, I AM Asian, I don't need to try to be Asian.

你个白痴,我是伊朗人,我本来就是亚洲人,我不需要尝试。

shawolarmysone exolbestfriend2

+Gabe Sirkin ew stop trying to be white

别尝试把自己当作白人。

Sahij Gill2

+Gabe Sirkin ew don't comment, yournegative opinion isn't wanted

别评论了你,你那消极观点没人喜欢。

Jade L2

+Gabe Sirkin How about you try stop being abusted ass troll instead. You're grossing everyone out.

你怎么不试着别让自己在当个大白痴了呢?你在所有人都恶心。

Meriam1

"you're obsessed with cute kpopcelebrities" you just described every girl ever

“你被Kpop名人所吸引”(译注:视频原文)

你描述的是所有女孩儿。

Jessica1

not every girl. im not a fan of kpop

不是所有,我就不是Kpop粉。

Meriam1

You can't deny they're adorable though.

不管怎样,你不能否认这些女孩很可爱啊。

Elizabeth H.1

Well, not all Asian girls are like you;it's not an assumption one can make with limited evidentiary support. Among mycircle of female friends, some are obsessed with K-Pop, while others simplyshake their heads in distaste.

倒不是所有亚洲女孩都会喜欢;也没有所谓的证据支持这种说法。

我的女性圈子里,一些人痴迷Kpop,另一些人则对他们的发型感到不爽。

明明夏4

nah im chinese and anti koreaboo, kpop is adisgusting piece of shit

我是中国人,讨厌韩国Kpop,让人恶心一文不值。

Kira Herusingu1

Poor chinese boys with the last one lol :D

对于最后这一条,我为中国男孩们感到抱歉。/笑

asd zxc2

对于天天发自拍的女的,特别是p得她妈都不认识的那种, 我直接在隐私设置里屏蔽她的微信圈新消息。

Jiayi Li2

+g karate 一直以来都是这么做的。。。(握手)

asd zxc2

还有一些男的,完全没什么肌肉线条,还狂晒健身房照片刷屏

Craig Draper6

yo whats this shit say

哟,这些人都在聊什么鬼玩意儿呢?

Suga Kookie3

Craig Draper i have no idea

我也不知道他们聊的什么鬼。

中国碧池们的特征

Erica2

Got so annoyed watching this video becausethere really are tons of girls like this in my school. Accurate video.

看完这个视频我感觉更烦了,我学校里成堆成堆这样的女孩子。这视频描述的很对。

Lawliet2

So much weeaboos in the comment section, ohgod ...

评论区居然有这么多迷恋日本的,我的天……

Unie÷Cetterie2

Weaboo? How the FUCK this is related tojapan ?

亲日派(weaboo)?这跟这视频有毛的关系?

a b2

+Lawliet Chinaboos... ?

你说的应该是迷恋中国吧?

Lawliet2

+D1Strope Both is asian, lmao ... Nowseriously, I don't know the exact name for this people, but I mean those forcedwannabee's who awfully try to appear like an asia-expert or something likethat.

都是亚洲人啦,哈哈……

认真的,我觉得那些做作的表现得自己非常了解亚洲的那些人,真的很糟糕。

a b2

+Lawliet And try to add some wordsfrom asian languages in their message and be like "ups sry i'm used tospeak *****ese with my best friend" but bitches don't have friends

并且他们还试图在他们的消息里加入一些亚洲语言的词汇,例如“dfghjk,我经常跟我最好的朋友说日语/韩语/中文”,然而碧池是没有朋友的。

Unie÷Cetterie2

+Lawliet sinophile

这些人都喜欢中国。

Lawliet2

+Lawliet Maybe asianophile? :'D

也许是喜欢亚洲?/笑

Yongguk Is Ultimate Daddy2

Asianophile could work, but I suppose youcan just call them psychotic. It's easier :P

喜欢亚洲倒也说得通,但我猜你可以用更简单的词汇:神经病。/笑

ltaaaTxt

nikki aviv2

I think darker Asians look prettier

我觉得皮肤黑点的亚洲人看起来更可爱。

Jennie Nguyen1

nikki aviv I'm a dark Asian. People atschool love my tan but whenever I go see my family, they make fun of me for it.It's really annoying. I wish I was just in the middle.

我就是黑皮肤亚洲人。学校里的人喜欢我的肤色,但我回到家里之后,他们总拿我寻开心。很不开心。我希望的肤色既不太白也不太黑就好了。

nikki aviv1

Jennie Nguyen that's because it's (to some)a pleasurable trait, however traditional views are hard to change. Loveyourself

不管怎么说,传统观点是很难改变的。要自爱。

BatmanSpideyDa3rd1

Jennie Nguyen, don't let family put youdown. Dark/tan skin is beautiful in the eyes of many! :D

别因家人就看轻自己。黑肤色在很多人眼中是很漂亮的!

XIII1

I am dark Asian Chinese. It gives peoplethe impression that I have a hard life working under the sun as a laborer whenI am actually an engineer.

我就是黑肤色的中国人。这让人们总一会我是在太阳下干体力活儿的劳工,然而我其实是工程师。

Chloe Liu1

I'm chinese and I'm basically the sameshade as a pale caucasian lmao when i used to live in china people would gogaga and ask me how i keep my skin light but here my peeps ask me if I'm sickomg

我是中国人,我基本上也因为自己皮肤太苍白而受到影响,当我在中国生活的时候,人们会问我们如何保持肤色的。我只能说我生病了。

adamo365321

nah white is right

哈哈哈,白的就是对的。

WeiYinChan2

The sun one is so true.... I hate the sun Ihate the sun I hate the sun I hate the sun

太阳那部分真的很对……我讨厌太阳我讨厌太阳我讨厌太阳我讨厌太阳我讨厌太阳我讨厌太阳

Ivy2

I guess i'm not chinese then...

这视频说的我觉得我都不是中国人了……

Michelle V2

The title doesn't say "15 signs you'reChinese" smh

这标题也不是说的“中国人的15个标志”啊,哈哈

中国碧池们的特征

HiddenARMY with Insomnia3

I didn't expect the last part HAHAH

爱爱那部分我一点都不觉得意外,哈哈哈哈哈。

Omy3

+tentenpiczo Had an ex who used to sayexactly the same thing.

我前女友女经常那样说。哈哈哈

Sniffthisblossom2

I think this could apply to many differentasians like me instead of just chinese girls lmao

我觉得这视频囊括的不仅是中国女孩们,也包括很多其他亚洲人。哈哈哈哈

Norah Nora1(修改过)

Is it wrong I found myself in couple ofthese?

我发现自己能对号入座,我怎么办?

Bts V Fighting4

Norah Nora Nope.

没问题没问题。

Chen Nuomi2

Ifshopping online is a sign of bitch, then all Chinese people are bitches. Isthat what you mean?

逛淘宝是街婊的话,全中国人大多躺枪。想知道评定的基准原由是什么?

ltaaaTxt

Ma/ Prz/2

I live in Paris, so i get to see plenty ofChinese couples... I dunno, CN women seem to be very aggressive and spoiled. Ipity their boyfriends/husbands!

我在巴黎生活,所以我看过很多中国夫妇了……,我打赌,中国女性似乎非常好斗,被宠坏了。我可怜她们的男朋友/丈夫!

Kanna2

+Maciej P thanks for saying all chinesewoman are obnoxious, agressive,spoiled and has a terrible personality. imchinese myself and im no where near what you listed. its like dont judge a bookby its cover. dont judge others by how they act or look.

感谢你把所有中国女性都评价为可怕/好斗/宠坏/糟糕性格的人。

我本人就是中国人,跟你例举的这些特征没半点关系。

这就像是根据一本书的封面就评价整本书一样。

Ma/ Prz/2

"I got a pretty strongimpression" "tend to have" "seem to"

所以我才用了很多委婉用词嘛。

Heather Zhu2

+Maciej P I think a lot of spoiled Chineselike to go to Paris

我觉得许多被宠坏了的中国人都喜欢去巴黎。

张雨薇2

为什么(视频)要用港台腔说话,听得我好难受

kobe li2

南方腔就这样。。。。

recycle2

+张雨薇 她两一看就不是南方人啊, 说话还是很北方腔的, 对于我们南方人来说。

Pnkmonki2

+recycle 上海口音

kobe li2

+drawrawaww 上海人算南方人吧。。。。。。不晓得诶

recycle2

+drawrawaww 对于广东人来说,所有广东以北的都是北方。真的

Jiayi Li2

+recycle 你知道这是谬论就好

xx Balie2

+recycle 这话得海南人说吧

Heavenly Athena4

Its good to use preferably a dark umbrellasince it sucks upp the light more. In white it basically just goes righttrough,

黑色的太阳伞再完美不过了,因为它能吸收更多阳光。

Thomas Lindenthal2

I think girls are all over the world insuch things equal

我觉得这视频适用于世界所有女孩子,很平衡。

ChrisYale1

Dude, totally right!! especially the lastone!!!

伙计,你说得太好了!!尤其是视频的最后一条!!!

fuckyoutubelogin2

how can these chinese men still callthemselves men??? and i'm chinese.

都这样了,中国男人们怎么还能继续说自己是男人呢?尽管我也是中国人。

Helsic en China3

As far as I have seen most of young Chinesegirls that I have meet in the city where I live have more than 10 of thedescriptions in this video... it's quite common for Chinese girls to behavelike the girls in the video, not all of them wear contact lenses to enlargetheir eyes or falsies but most of them will treat their boyfriends like thatand ask them to carry their purses, also almost 100% of them will use umbrellaunder the sun and get self conscious about their skin tone. I think this kindof behavior doesn't make a Chinese girl a bitch it just make her an averageChinese girl lol

自从我看过这座我生活的城市中的中国女孩之后,15条标准她们至少符合10条……这在中国女孩中太常见了,就跟这视频里的表现一样,倒不是说她们所有人都戴隐形眼镜来让眼睛显大,但她们所有人都会要求她们的男朋友帮他们拿手提包。

还有所有人都会出门带伞,来保持肤色。我倒不觉得这种表现让中国女孩很碧池,但这就是中国女孩子之所以是中国女孩子的原因。哈哈哈

stellaluo743

+Helsic Yiverus to be a "basicbitch" doesn't actually mean someone's a bitch.. it's just how the termgoes

做碧池并不真的意味着某人是碧池。。。只是一种说法。

Jing Luan2

Lol, I don't use umbrella, I miss the sunin fact. Got so tanned after I went back to China. Pale skin is considered tobe one of the most beautiful feature someone has, lots of things need to bedone to maintain it. Just like white people like to sunbathing :)

哈哈,我就不用太阳伞,其实我喜欢阳光。回中国后我就去晒得乌黑。苍白的皮肤被认为是某些人最漂亮的特征之一,为了保持这种肤色会下很多功夫。就像白人很喜欢日光浴一样。

World Traveler东北2

+Jing Luan many people want to be theopposite of what they are lol

许多人就是想站在她们自己的反面,呵呵。(译注:似乎有点反讽的意思)

Giann Chan2

Yes but please separate Chinese andhongkong people they are so different

要区分中国人和香港人,她们区别很大。

haha LOL haha2

+Chan Gian Macau also different

澳门也不一样。

soniya 7772

+Chan Gian hongkong people lol

香港,呵呵。

中国碧池们的特征

olivia yau2

+Chan Gian than separate every province ofchina cuz they are so different...moreover separate every single person, we rall different

行啊,那就把中国所有省份都区分开来,因为他们区别都很大……再进一步,区分到一个个的人,因为我们都不一样。

olivia yau2

+Jing Luan ppl cant accept difference. Soas caucasians. Sunbathing cause more problems like skin cancer compare to avoiddirect sunlight. They make fun of 'using umbrella' just because of they dont doit. Who is funny now lol

人们没法接受差异。所以高加索人,即便日光浴相比于避免阳光暴晒会造成很多问题例如:皮肤癌。但他们依然取笑那些用伞的人,就因为他们自己不这么做。

到底谁才有意思呢?呵呵

haha LOL haha2

there is no right or wrong on this. itsdifferences in culture. people should try to understand or at least respectothers.

这里没有对和错。仅仅是文化差异。人们呢应该试着理解或至少也该尊重其他人。

I iSixie2

It's true, it doesn't make a person bitchlike just because u have one of these signs,,it's just how most Chinese orsouth Asian girls as girls from China Taiwan Korea and etc behave ingeneral,same as western girls would have their own way to behave like going fortanned skin tone and western men think one's fit if he works out a lot and gotabs, it's just how human behave speaking of trying to fit in with the majorityin general... I know a lot of western really go mad for red so if u dye ur hairin red r u gonna be a bitch ? I think they want to be funny but this videodoesn't make much sense to me, as for carrying bag etc that really is quitecommon here..let's say a lot of women want their men to act like a"gentlemen" so they could feel like a princess...it applies to mostwomen in general regardless of the race or nationality

挺对的,你符合其中的标准并不会让你变得碧池,这只是大多数中国人或或台湾/韩国女孩的普遍表现。

西方的女孩子也一样,她们会以她们自己的方式去晒黑自己的肤色,西方人认为如果你露天工作的话这是合适的,只不过是公众场合人类的言谈举止都希望表现得体……我知道很多西方人对红色很狂热,以至于要把自己的头发染成红色,所以她们就是碧池了?

我觉得她们只是想要寻乐子,但这视频我感觉并没有表达这层意思,例如:帮女孩子提手提包什么的在这里真的相当普遍。

也许是许多女性都希望他们家的男人能表现得像个“绅士”,这样她们就像公主……这适用于绝大多数女性,与种族和国家无关。

sailormoonserenity992

So basically they're almost the same asWestern girls, with skin colour preference as the main difference... I'mChinese and grew up in a western country and yet I still hate taking selfies

这样说来,她们其实跟西方的女孩子差不多,只有肤色的看法不同……我是中国人,在西方国家长大,然而我还是讨厌自拍这点。

vico khang2

dating one of these girls would be likedating a 10year olds.....feel like babysit them

跟着学女孩约会,大概就跟10岁小孩子约会一般……像个保姆一样要照顾她们。

John2

+vico khang you're not alone feeling thatway

你不是唯一这么想的人。

vico khang2

I never dated them but i have a cousin whodoes....i feel sorry for u if u dating one right now hahaha ditch her brah.

我绝不跟这样的女孩子约会,但我有个表妹就是这个样子的……要是你正在跟这样的女孩约会的话我会同情你的,哈哈哈哈

Karen Huang2

i'm chinese/indonesian and none of theseapply to me xD this was rather amusing to watch. lol

我就是印尼籍华人,但我没有一条符合,哇哈哈哈哈。

看这视频相当有趣。

Scarlett Cheng2

To be sarcastic is good, but somehow, as aChinese, who dose some of the listed "bitchy" things, I stop feelingthis video fun, but more, offended.

挖苦没问题,但有时候,作为一个中国人,要是她做了视频中符合碧池的那些标准的话,我就不觉得这视频有趣了,只有冒犯。

Ems2

This is so dumb lol

这视频太蠢了,哈哈哈啊

Tianran WANG2

哈哈 有钱真好 哈哈哈哈

Songmi Lee2

i still don't get it why chinese soobsessed kpop and kdrama? They don't even understand the language! There ar nochinese actors, singers in that big (more than 1 bil. people) country?

我一直不懂为何中国人会迷恋Kpop和韩国电视剧。她们甚至都不懂韩语!

难不成时中国这么大的国家没有演员和歌手嘛?

Lili2

I've seen plenty of western peopleobsessing over kpop and kdrama and I'm sure you know there are western actorsand singers. That's not the point of liking certain things.

我就见过很多西方人也迷恋Kpop和韩国电视剧,我确信你知道西方也有演员和歌手的。这不是喜欢一件事的原因。

Songmi Lee2

You mean Us and Europe 'westernpeople'? There are more Chinese people live in this planet than 'western'but very few of them know about Kpop/drama than Chinese. I mean most of theChinese youth know about kpop and not just know, but many of them obessed to kidols. They think Koreans are prettier than Chinese what is not true obviously.What i didn't understand that why Chinese stick to Koreans while quarter partof the planet Chinese. Why they can't build their own industry? There are somecpop singers but it is nothing compared to kpop industries

你的意思是说美国和欧洲嘛?

然而中国人口更多,比西方多,中国的年轻人就是喜欢Kpop,不单单是了解,而是她们许多人迷恋韩国偶像。

她们认为韩国人比中国人更帅气,这很明显不对。

我不明白的是,为何中国人在自己国家就有四分之一人口的时候还要迷恋韩国人。为何她们就不能培养自己的产业?中国也有很多流行音乐和歌手,但都没法跟韩国相提并论。

Ruwey kpop2

wel I live in Europe but LOVE kdrama ankpop

我就生活在欧洲,但喜欢韩国的电视剧和流行音乐。

尾生子煦2

+Songmi Lee its just a lot doesn'tmean all..cuz for me I cant tell the difference and rememberthe names of Korean singers . Chinese music and movies tends to bedeep in meaning rather than perfect faces made from surgery and sometime evenporn like mv .. and yep Koreans do the pop industries very well yetit still doesn't make any sense you posted . I mean arts and music are born tobe shared . Korean singers made a bunch of money in China which shows theability of kpop industry. seems like you've answered your own question .way to go kpop ! ^^ though its not my dish

很多人都这样并不意味着所有人都这样。对我来说我没法记住并说出韩国歌手的名字。

中国音乐和电影倾向于意涵的深度而非手术弄出来的完美脸庞,甚至是有点色情的MV。

没错,韩国人在流行产业方面做得非常好,然而,你的留言依然没有任何意义。我的意思就是艺术和音乐就是双胞胎。

韩国歌手在中国赚了大钱,这证明了韩国流行产业的能力。你似乎是在自问自答。韩国流行文化就该是这样!尽管它不是我的菜。

xReenaxXx2

i think it's like how english songs/moviesin general are also (mostly) popular worldwide even though every country hastheir own stars too...(for example I live in germany and a lot of girlsobsessed over justin bieber or one direction too)

我觉得这就像英语歌曲/电影普遍在世界范围内流行,即便每个国家都有自己的明星(例如,我生活的德国,这里有许多女孩子喜欢贾斯汀比伯或者这类型的)

Crimson Sears2

When they said most, they are justgeneralizing. Most chinese do not know k pop nor care about it. Most k popconcerts ticket are provided free to make out the crowd. No kidding.

说她们绝大多数的人,只是一种归纳。绝大多数中国人并不了解韩国流行文化,也不关心。

绝大多数韩国流行音乐会门票都是免费提供的。不开玩笑。

Lovely Name2

Kpop is addictive, but it's not only Kpopbut Kdrama and Kshows too. So if you love one of those 3, you will beinterrested in the 2 others. I'm a Kpop fans and started to love Kdrama and nowI love many Kshoows like RUNNING MAN

韩国流行音乐让人上瘾,但不止音乐还有韩国电视剧和电视真人秀。

所以如果你爱上了三个中的一个,你就会对其他2个感兴趣。我就是韩国流行音乐粉,并且喜欢上了电视剧,现在我也喜欢韩国很多真人秀节目,例如《奔跑吧兄弟》

jasonnguyen2

its okay. Chinese men dont care. As long asthem muff smell like roses, feel like silk, and tight like their anuses.

这些都还好啦。中国男人并不介意。只要她们像玫瑰一样香,像丝绸一样顺滑,像菊花一样紧致。(译注:该死的,我都翻Ying了)

joe red2

lmao! good one

笑死了!

ltaaaTxt

Curious J3

basic as in 沒內函

这些特征基本上都是在说,这女孩“没内涵”。

SkinnyDogg2

+Jerry Lee or say "shallow bitch"? lol

你是说肤浅的碧池?哈哈哈

LilacFever1

Wtf that last one wdaa i'm sitting next tomy mom and it was loud af omg the awkwardness right now help me

玛德!!!!!最后一个标志的配音是什么鬼!!我就坐在我妈妈旁边,然后就发出了爱爱的声音,我该怎么做,救我!!

Nonexistent4

LilacFever IM CRYING XD

笑哭了,哈哈哈

ishakak1472

I think that 90% of chinese girls are likethis. I don't know about stuff like last one, but I've seen so many girls whowere making they boyfriends slaves and they care so much about thei appearance,how they look, how other think about them. They are obsessed into posting stuffon weixin. I just remember how chinese were coming to me, taking picture withme, and posting it on weixin or QQ telling I'm their new friend. When we justmet and didn't talk - just picture. The worst for chinese is probably nothaving much friends, right?

我觉得9成的中国女孩子都像视频说的那样子。我不知道最后一条如何,但我见过许多女孩都把她们的男友当奴隶,她们在在乎自己的长相,太在乎别人会怎么看待她们。她们痴迷于发微信朋友圈。

我还记得中国人是如何找到我,跟我要照片,然后上传到QQ和微信,让后说我是她们的新朋友。然而我们都没见过没聊过……就是照张相而已。对中国人来说最坏的事情可能就是朋友不够多,对吗?

jw2

There are so many of these in myuniversity. I'm Chinese-American and speak Cantonese, so when they try to talkto me with their thick tongue-rolling accent, I tell them I don't understandand roll their eyes at me. They are extremely judgmental when it comes to otherAsians and will eye you up and down until they think they're the best lookingone. They either have low EQ or they just don't gaf...

这样的人在我大学里太多了。我就是美籍华裔,说粤语,所以每当她们试图用她们浓重的方音跟我谈论此事的时候,我就会告诉她们我不懂,她们就会对我翻白眼。她们对其他亚洲人评头论足,八卦十足,直到她们觉得她们自己才是最好看的那个为止。她们要么情商低,不然就是别的什么……

JoongSo Min2

most chinese girls i've meet in my lifewere fking gold diggers. especially from taiwan.

大多数我所遇到的中国女孩都TND是拜金女。特别是台湾的。

Scott Adler2

Simple lessons of this marvelous, classic,video: 1. Girls are domineering, manipulating, harpies -- EVERYWHERE! 2.Chinese girls are secretly Jewish, or the other way around. (Which explains thepresence of so many Chinese restaurants in Jewish neighborhoods.) 3. Chinesemen should take the Red Pill -- all of them. 4. At least two Chinese girls --the actress-producers -- seem to have already taken the Red Pill and havebetrayed the evil secrets of girlhood. Bravo! (By the way, she is carrying a parasol, not an umbrella. Parasols shelter againstsun, not rain.)

这部优质视频告诉我们几个道理:

1. 女孩们都是专横/控制欲强/残忍的。任何地方都是。

2. 中国女孩子们背地里都是犹太人。或者反过来。(这就解释了为何犹太社区有那么多中国餐馆)

3. 中国男人需要伟哥。所有中国男人

4. 至少有两个中国女孩——演员制片人——似乎已经服用了红色药丸,并泄露了少女时代的邪恶秘密。万岁!

(顺便说一句,她们带的是太阳伞不是雨伞。)

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